Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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