Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize