Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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