everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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