I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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