i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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