Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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