Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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