I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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