too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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