Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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