I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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