apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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