she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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