Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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