theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This is the high leading the old right now
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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