So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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