If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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