idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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