VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize