At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
How naked do you want me to be?
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