Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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