in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
