Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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