when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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