Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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