Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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