There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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