I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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