She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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