I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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