Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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