a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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