its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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