yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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