There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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