Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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