Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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She's the barista slut.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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