they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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