But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I hope mine doesn't look like that
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You're like the curious george of whores
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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