you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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