oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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