I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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