Whod you bang
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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