Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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