me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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