Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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