I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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