you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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