I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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