A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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