There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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