Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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