Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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